Apparently I’m not, yet, according to one of the odd comments left by what must have been quite a clever spam script. It even managed to include my url in the comment.

Stop reading, start speaking
Stop translating in your head and start speaking Italian for real with the only audio course that prompt you to speak.
The question is, ‘Do I really want to be zaskachu?’. I can’t answer that, I don’t know what the blazes the word means. Sounds like Japanese. Who knows? Anybody?