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Why do I Attract More Females than George Clooney?

It’s true, I have to face up to the fact that I am unbelievably attractive to females in Italy.  They are all over me, especially when I am in bed.  To these women, I am a hunk.

I may even able to lay claim to the fact I am more attractive to females than George Clooney.

What’s the reason for this magnetic attraction?  I have no idea.  I don’t boast Mr Clooney’s good looks, nor do I have the most trim of figures.  But to one group of females in Italy, I am Adonis, the favourite of hoards of Aphrodite.   Yes, these females love me to death.

Is it my charm or wit which draws them to me?  Possibly.

These little women follow me everywhere.  They line up in droves, like groupies awaiting their favourite rock stars.  And when I make an appearance, they jump on me.  Boy, they really are enamoured of my red-blooded masculinity, but I really cannot explain why.  It may simply be a question of my undoubtedly good taste.

When I’m hot and sweaty, their interest multiplies and their visits increase exponentially.  The scent of a real man?

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My legs fascinate these females, so I suppose all those years of cycling and walking must have done some good and enhanced my attraction.  My back and, expanding, midriff prove irresistible to all these females too.  Actually, they lust after every part of my body.  They are all over me.

Such popularity should make a guy happy, but it does not.  I’m too popular, a veritable Hollywood star in their world.  Celebrity, as some know, does not come without its problems.

Sometimes, it’s mighty tough being a such an attractive red-blooded guy.  All this continued attention is very draining.  I would happily pass on all this feminine attention to other males.

I’m sorry, I really do not know the secret of my attraction.

A Photo of Just One of the Many Females who love me

Would you like to see a glorious technicolor colour photograph of just one of these sweet females as she gives me a little love-bite?  If so, just click here.

Or how about a video of one of these females molesting another sexy guy?  Love bite live.

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