This time I was accosted by a not unattractive young lady who said, ‘paper’, saw my confusion and motioned her hands around her nose and repeated once more ‘paper’. After a few moments of blankness I got what she was after and rummaged around in my briefcase for a packet of paper tissues. I could only find one tissue and I’m not that sure whether it was ‘virgin’, if you know what I mean. Ooh er. Anyway the young lady gratefully accepted the ‘paper’ and thanked me. Her blond big lipped female companion said ‘Have a nice evening’ in what seemed to be very good English.

Stop reading, start speaking
Stop translating in your head and start speaking Italian for real with the only audio course that prompt you to speak.
I think the girl and her friend were Russians, but I’m not sure.