The new king of the Catholics

At the risk of being excommunicated or some such thing, I have noted that the knew addition to the Vatican throne does not share the benign expression of his predecessor. In fact, I think he would look rather good in the part of Dracula. It’s those dark areas under his eyes which don’t do him any favours in this respect. He looks a little like the kind of guy you may have found if you were on the receiving end of the Spanish inquisition. I know it’s bad to go judging books by their covers and all that, but you do, don’t you?